"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian" -Dennis Wholey

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne

"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear to be bright until you hear them speak."

"Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation; look, please try to understand before one of us dies."

"Keep your friends close. You can blame things on them."

"Your opinion means as much to me as my facts mean to you."

"If all else fails, get a dog. It'll always love you."

"You know me to be a very smart man. Don´t you think that if I were wrong, I´d know it?"

"Where there is a Will there is a way."