“Shame on you people. It’s not our job to make Abed grow up. Abed doesn’t need reality. Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near us. (…) All we had was dumb reality before we met that man and he made all our lives better than reality.”
"I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows." Swarkles voltando com tudo nesse episódio. <333
"Oh, oh, honey sweetie baby. No thirty-two year old woman is happy taking things slow. Trust me, Victoria has got friends from high school posting pictures of second babies on Facebook and you think girlfriend's all like, 'oh, lets just bone a bunch so I'm another year older and still single'? Bitch please!" Marshall e Lily formam o melhor casal ever, sim ou sim? <3
Klaus: Oh, nein, nein, nein. Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin… Of course you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen. Pardon my French. Have you ever felt this way about someone?
You know I’m going on a trip too, Scott. Yeah, it starts in Narnia, it works its way up to Candyland and then, hey, congratulate me, because I’m the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! Expelliarmus!
He has got to go, you need to be like: - "You are the weakest link, goodbye!" - "Punchy, the tribe has spoken." - "Please pack up your knives and go." - "Your work of art, didn't work for me." - "You're time's up." - "I have to ask you to leave the mansion." - "You must leave the chateau." - "Your tour ends here." - "You've been chopped!" - "You've been evicted from the Big Brother house." - "Your desert just didn't measure up." - "Sashay away!" - "Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen!" - "You did not get a rose." - "You have been eliminated from the race." - "You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model." - "You're fired." - "Auf Wiedersehen."
Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near"? True story. Un histoire vraie. Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid"?
Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it. Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
Nurse: So you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat? Ted: If anything that goat tried to make it with me. Can I go please? Nurse: You can go, buddy, just remember bahhh means bahhh.
Como uma season finale pode ser tão engraçada e triste ao mesmo tempo?! Mixed feelings about that. De qualquer forma, a série é incrível e fica melhor a cada temporada.
Community (2ª Temporada)
4.5 202Jeff: It's called chemistry. I have it with everybody.
Community (2ª Temporada)
4.5 202“Shame on you people. It’s not our job to make Abed grow up. Abed doesn’t need reality. Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near us. (…) All we had was dumb reality before we met that man and he made all our lives better than reality.”
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista Agora"Do it. If you ever wanna see these boobs again, crawl, you son-of-a-me!"
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista Agora"I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling and and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows."
Swarkles voltando com tudo nesse episódio. <333
Downton Abbey (3ª Temporada)
4.5 313 Assista AgoraMary: He’s so relieved we’re getting married, I don’t think he’d mind you carrying me up naked. Matthew: Careful, I might try it!
Esses dois. <3
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista AgoraTed: Okay, when did Marshall become a slightly more feminine you?
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista Agora"Oh, oh, honey sweetie baby. No thirty-two year old woman is happy taking things slow. Trust me, Victoria has got friends from high school posting pictures of second babies on Facebook and you think girlfriend's all like, 'oh, lets just bone a bunch so I'm another year older and still single'? Bitch please!"
Marshall e Lily formam o melhor casal ever, sim ou sim? <3
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista Agora"I'd introduce you to little baby Edgar, but, one, he's napping, and, two, he doesn't exist."
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista AgoraTed: Victoria keeps tampons at my apartment.
Robin: Damn it!
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista AgoraArthur: Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what's really bothering you.
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista AgoraKlaus: Oh, nein, nein, nein. Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin… Of course you feel it in your Schlauchmachendejungen. Pardon my French. Have you ever felt this way about someone?
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (8ª Temporada)
4.4 507 Assista AgoraMelhor cena desse primeiro episódio: Barney relatando para a Quinn toda a relação dele e do Ted com a Robin em apenas 52 segundos. <333
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (6ª Temporada)
4.5 350 Assista AgoraYou know I’m going on a trip too, Scott. Yeah, it starts in Narnia, it works its way up to Candyland and then, hey, congratulate me, because I’m the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! Expelliarmus!
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (6ª Temporada)
4.5 350 Assista AgoraHe has got to go, you need to be like:
- "You are the weakest link, goodbye!"
- "Punchy, the tribe has spoken."
- "Please pack up your knives and go."
- "Your work of art, didn't work for me."
- "You're time's up."
- "I have to ask you to leave the mansion."
- "You must leave the chateau."
- "Your tour ends here."
- "You've been chopped!"
- "You've been evicted from the Big Brother house."
- "Your desert just didn't measure up."
- "Sashay away!"
- "Give me your jacket and leave Hell's kitchen!"
- "You did not get a rose."
- "You have been eliminated from the race."
- "You are no longer in the running to be America's Next Top Model."
- "You're fired."
- "Auf Wiedersehen."
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (6ª Temporada)
4.5 350 Assista AgoraBarney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near"? True story. Un histoire vraie.
Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid"?
Community (1ª Temporada)
4.4 277Troy: You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
Pierce: Calvin Coolidge?
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (5ª Temporada)
4.5 285 Assista Agora"Why is Ellen Degeneres in our bedroom?" ÉPICO!
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (5ª Temporada)
4.5 285 Assista Agora~~The My Penis Grants Wishes~~
Girl: Really, a genie comes out of it?
Barney: Only if you rub it hard enough.
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (5ª Temporada)
4.5 285 Assista AgoraThey said I AD...something... can we have class outside?
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (4ª Temporada)
4.5 270 Assista AgoraNurse: So you're the guy who tried to make it with a goat?
Ted: If anything that goat tried to make it with me. Can I go please?
Nurse: You can go, buddy, just remember bahhh means bahhh.
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (4ª Temporada)
4.5 270 Assista AgoraBarney e Ted na piscina de plástico: simplesmente impagável.
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (3ª Temporada)
4.5 269 Assista Agora"Where's my wife?!" Isso é o que todos nós nos perguntamos, Teddy Boy.
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (3ª Temporada)
4.5 269 Assista AgoraMaggie Wheeler no sétimo episódio? OH, MY GOD!
Como Eu Conheci Sua Mãe (2ª Temporada)
4.5 366 Assista AgoraComo uma season finale pode ser tão engraçada e triste ao mesmo tempo?! Mixed feelings about that. De qualquer forma, a série é incrível e fica melhor a cada temporada.