Malcolm: Dad, we can't get the truck back. We can't use the front lawn. The cops are watching us. Face it, we've lost.
Hal: So you're just going to let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I've managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial. If I was going to let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid. You just got to keep holding out for a miracle. And if a miracle isn't going to come at Christmas, then when is it going to come?! [doorbell rings] See?! There it is! Our Christmas miracle! I knew it!
“Women are born with pain built in, it’s our physical destiny: period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives, men don’t.
They have to seek it out, they invent all these gods and demons and things just so they can feel guilty about things, which is something we do very well on our own. And then they create wars so they can feel things and touch each other and when there aren’t any wars they can play rugby."
Superstore: Uma Loja de Inconveniências (2ª Temporada)
4.1 67 Assista AgoraBo: Whoa! Easy on the shrimp! Those are supposed to be for everybody.
Justine: I only took a few.
Bo: Yeah, took a few hundred. All right, put that back.
Justine: Okay.
Bo: Yo, keep this girl away from the ocean! That's where all the shrimp's at.
Malcolm (5ª Temporada)
4.2 8 Assista AgoraMalcolm: Dad, we can't get the truck back. We can't use the front lawn. The cops are watching us. Face it, we've lost.
Hal: So you're just going to let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I've managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial. If I was going to let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid. You just got to keep holding out for a miracle. And if a miracle isn't going to come at Christmas, then when is it going to come?! [doorbell rings] See?! There it is! Our Christmas miracle! I knew it!
Fleabag (2ª Temporada)
4.7 885 Assista Agora“Women are born with pain built in, it’s our physical destiny: period pains, sore boobs, childbirth, you know. We carry it within ourselves throughout our lives, men don’t.
They have to seek it out, they invent all these gods and demons and things just so they can feel guilty about things, which is something we do very well on our own. And then they create wars so they can feel things and touch each other and when there aren’t any wars they can play rugby."
Desejo Sombrio (1ª Temporada)
3.4 207 Assista Agora“el dolor es perverso, fascina...”
O Clube das Babás (1ª Temporada)
4.1 23Stacey, why are you turning yourself inside out for this completely average guy who you barely know?
Orange is the New Black (7ª Temporada)
4.3 302Foram anos acompanhando e crescendo junto com as personagens. E agora um ciclo termina. Sem palavras. Obrigada ♥️
Pedro e Bianca (1ª Temporada)
4.2 19TV cultura, conte comigo pra tudo!
Bob's Burgers (5ª Temporada)
4.3 13Gene: You're in eighth grade? I thought you were someone's mom.
Skam (3ª Temporada)
4.6 207Eu amo esse casal, mas o casal que pisa mesmo é Noora e William inclusive sdds
Ja'mie: Private School Girl (1ª Temporada)
4.3 19MEU DEUS <3