"Is it better to be feared or respected?" I say, is it too much to ask for both?

Yo, Adrian! Good Morning, Vietnam! Greetings from Fairbanks. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies. Is the nation ready for two minutes of radio silence? Heeere's Jessie! Leeloo Dallas Multipass! Nobody puts Dai in a corner. I'm Cracco, Jéssica Cracco. Like most people my age, I just exist. You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. Sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move. I laugh in the face of danger. To live is an awfully big adventure. Years ago, I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices. And I am burdened with glorious purpose, the gladiator who defied an emperor. I haven't been human for 200 years. Welcome... to Jurassic Park. Welcome to the party, pal! Say hello to my little friend. Go ahead, make my day. Prepare for glory! I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember. You met me at a very strange time in my life. I took the red pill. Ain't no thing like me, except me! I am not the hero São Paulo deserves, but the one it needs. I volunteered as tribute. Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. I'm queen of the world! Once a queen of Narnia, always a queen of Narnia. As if! Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way. Tales of your incompetence do not interest me. I either do or do not, there is no try. Must have the precious. I see dead people. Stupid is as stupid does. I haven't yet failed this city. I'm the ghost with the most, babe. Follow me or perish, sweater-monkeys. I'm a basket case. I'm just crazy about Tiffany's! In my job, I am always finding humans at their best and their worst. On Wednesdays, I wear pink. I'm looking for corny in my life. I rule Terabithia, and nothing crushes me! I've got a golden ticket to imagination and adventure. I'm the classic story of power and the press. Did I ever tell you I've been struck by lightning seven times? I've got little games I play when it goes really hard. I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? I'm wearing that stupid man suit. I'm always anxious thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest, you know? I do what I love and fuck the rest. Elementary, my dear Watson. I wish I could speak whale. I always leave the gun and take the cannoli. Goonies never say die! I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. I have a system, very much like yours. I rob banks. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. You can't handle the truth! You're gonna need a bigger boat. I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Where the hell is my tiger? It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack, not rationality. Why is always the rum gone? I feel the need, the need for speed. I'll always remember the fifth of november. To infinity and beyond!

I'm waiting for a train, a train that will take me far away. My life has got to be like this... It's got to keep going up.
I had you at hello. Today, I consider myself the luckiest girl on the face of the earth. I was cured all right! Here's looking at you, stalker. Hasta la vista, baby!
PS: I hate you, Alfalfa.

Show's over, motherfuckers.

ps: deu trabalho but I regret nothing