"Às vezes o acaso fica preguiçoso. Quando isso acontece, é necessário o acaso provocado"

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." - Barney Stinson

"Uou, refém quase rima com salsicha." - Mensageiro do Kenan e Kel

"Nick Naylor: OK, let's say that you're defending chocolate, and I'm defending vanilla. Now if I were to say to you: 'Vanilla is the best flavour ice-cream', you'd say...
Joey Naylor: No, chocolate is.
Nick Naylor: Exactly, but you can't win that argument... so, I'll ask you: so you think chocolate is the end all and the all of ice-cream, do you?
Joey Naylor: It's the best ice-cream, I wouldn't order any other.
Nick Naylor: Oh! So it's all chocolate for you is it?
Joey Naylor: Yes, chocolate is all I need.
Nick Naylor: Well, I need more than chocolate, and for that matter I need more than vanilla. I believe that we need freedom. And choice when it comes to our ice-cream, and that Joey Naylor, that is the defintion of liberty.
Joey Naylor: But that's not what we're talking about
Nick Naylor: Ah! But that's what I'm talking about.
Joey Naylor: But you didn't prove that vanilla was the best.
Nick Naylor: I didn't have to. I proved that you're wrong, and if you're wrong I'm right."